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Re: The Official CAPiTA Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 10:40 am
by Spenser
Why wait when you can literally buy pinnacle apex techno pop carbon technology performance construction anti-matter uni-directional carbon over 30° carbon mega X over magnesium fiber bands TODAY
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Re: The Official CAPiTA Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 11:07 am
by Jean77
Spenser wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2024 10:40 am
Why wait when you can literally buy pinnacle apex techno pop carbon technology performance construction anti-matter uni-directional carbon over 30° carbon mega X over magnesium fiber bands TODAY
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The pricetag
Re: The Official CAPiTA Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 11:14 am
by Spenser
Roughly the same value relative to volume of technobabble
I'd rather buy two aero 153s for the same price & ski than have to ride any orca
Re: The Official CAPiTA Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 11:15 am
by C.Fuzzy
Jean77 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2024 10:29 am
C.Fuzzy wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2024 10:16 am
Panda Hover Core with Carbon Flax Amplifiers & Hyperdrive ADV XT Base...
If that doesn't shake the money right out of your wallet, idk what will.
Personally I'm going to wait for the Element 115 Extraterrestrial Radioactive Isotope Core, Horny Goat Weed Boosters with Grey UFO Jizz Glide Base.
Still waiting for the 5G Trumpcare Mushroom Flavoured Condom extraterrastial non existing LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ pronounced Ace Ventura Base!
That would make me jizz like mount Etna during Pompeii era
Smart. I've hear nothing but amazing things about the Ace Ventura Base
Re: The Official CAPiTA Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 11:20 am
by C.Fuzzy
Spenser wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2024 11:14 am
Roughly the same value relative to volume of technobabble
I'd rather buy two aero 153s for the same price & ski than have to ride any orca
Double snowboarding is the new snowboarding.
Re: The Official CAPiTA Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:48 pm
by SprockingCrail
I'm still holding out for the Platinum Orca Extreme
Re: The Official CAPiTA Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:59 pm
by kimchi
Ridiculous Dorca pod hype aside, it's a fine board. I'd consider picking one up as a specialist for pow if I rode mostly pillows or tight trees. The hype just way too crazy, but I had a better time on the Orca than the other massively hyped boards I recall (mainly OG Skate Banana and Warpig).
Re: The Official CAPiTA Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:27 pm
by coleslawed
tbf the Golden/Apex Orca's are a totally different beast than the standard Orca.
Re: The Official CAPiTA Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 2:08 pm
by kimchi
The Golden’s popped up my radar as something I’d like to demo. I liked the Orca better than expected on groomers for a tight sidecut center rocker board. GO looks like it might be fun.
Re: The Official CAPiTA Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2024 5:20 pm
by SJF_NH
I've been saying for years, that what snowboarding needs is more UFO jizz glide bases, seems obvious.
