Trolling or not, you've successfully taken over this thread and seemingly EL as a whole. I'm not convinced if you're messing with us either way.
The thing with trends is they bounce back back-and-forth within a spectrum, and often eventually end up settling at something reasonable. With stance, everyone was going pretty wide in the late 2000s, and then in the early 2010s we started to see a trend toward a skinny stance, especially with people who were also adopting slim-fit street inspired outerwear, and more of a skate-influenced approach to riding. After a few years everything started to settle into more of a middle ground, and we learned that narrow has benefits, but not going too narrow is equally important. I would guess most people do in fact ride between 21 and maybe a little over 22, which of course doesn't mean that's what you're going to like.
Shy of 24 is wide by today's standards, but it's nothing crazy. Shawn was probably more like 26 at his peak, for reference. That was years ago though, so I think you might be "out of date," so to speak. Benefits of a less wide stance are better mobility and just a more natural alignment for your body, more natural board flex, etc. You mentioned you thought it helps with spins and whatnot, but it's actually the opposite once you're wide enough. Same with grabs, rails, whatever. I bet that on average, park & street riders are on the narrower end of the spectrum… because it benefits all that necessary mobility. Watch older videos and look at how much more rigid & "confined" to their wide stance most of those riders look. Look at how much more easily people are able to do presses, tweaks, and technical tricks now. It's because they can actually move. I don't care about big spins, but I feel like it's a guarantee that we wouldn't be at triple corks and beyond if everyone still had a fat stance.
My suggestion for making any change like this is to do it in small increments over time, so you don't shock your system. So many people have tried a recommendation that's pretty different from what they've been doing, and they immediately think they don't like it because their muscle memory & riding posture is confused. If I went back to my old stance from 15 years ago, I would feel like I couldn't even snowboard. And on the other hand, if I had never started making those small changes and trying things, I would have never unlocked all these things that are so beneficial for my style of riding.
I would suggest bringing in each binding by maybe a half inch for now, so you will be at roughly 22.5. Or just start at an easy 23. You'll feel a small difference, but it won't be shocking. Give it some time and allow your body to adjust, and then keep going from there. If it starts to feel good and you want to experiment with narrowing it a little more, make another small adjustment. You can even try going a little narrower than you think, and just spend the day on it. It may not be where you want to stay, but you might find some surprising benefits or other fun factors. Eventually you find your personal balance.
But also, do whatever you want. And please just try some snowboards
no more questions on the antler journey, it's time to take it into your own hands and pull the trigger on something.