The Official Burton Thread

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eleveneightnate wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 8:01 am LOL


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It's some kind of dragonball Z thing! They'll be kamehamehaaaaaaaing of the piste
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G.D. wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 8:07 am I'm all for self expression and uniqueness. But man, these are something else 🥲.

At least wouldn't need an air bag for the backcountry dudes in here. Cos these will def keep ya afloat 😜.
You could probably base jump with them and they'd act like a squirrel suit.

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These gotta be trying to catch the Tobi trouser trend.

half of B team are of an eastern orient... this is clearly their growth market.

aaaaannnnddd...they're gone
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Looks like Burton hired the marketing guy from Jaguar that just got fired.
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I can't wait for Doli to respond with the next move in fashion.
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casjcade wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 9:29 am I can't wait for Doli to respond with the next move in fashion.
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eleveneightnate wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 9:43 am
casjcade wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 9:29 am I can't wait for Doli to respond with the next move in fashion.
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Just underroos. no dickhole.
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Shit is wack. This is made for instagram influencers not snowboarders. Snow gets where you don’t want it when you wear Aladdin pants and belly jackets. Drop tail puffers with no hood and tote bags to keep your purple Mohawks Pomeranian in serve no function beyond posing for your social media followers. And cold air will fill those pants in lightening speed.
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Maybe ultra high waist (armpits) pants?
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G.D. wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 8:07 am I'm all for self expression and uniqueness. But man, these are something else 😅.

At least wouldn't need an air bag for the backcountry dudes in here. Cos these will def keep ya afloat ;p.
These are ALL OVER our local resort. It’s becoming difficult to fully enjoy myself when I get triggered every 30 seconds.
a bit of taper, a lot of camber
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