Hardgoods 22/23

[J0_Zehp]

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[michaelangelo]

Kinda forgot about this whole thing

https://wndr-alpine.com/products/belleaire

[coleslawed]

shape seems pretty standard for a modern directional twin, v curious about some of the tech, tho.

[C.Fuzzy]

"biomaterials derived from microalgae oil". LOL ok.

Biomaterial: synthetic or natural material suitable for use in constructing artificial organs and prostheses or to replace bone or tissue.

A biomaterial is now defined as a substance that has been engineered to take a form which, alone or as part of a complex system, is used to direct, by control of interactions with components of living systems, the course of any therapeutic or diagnostic procedure.

If you wanna throw some bullshit doublespeak into the marking jargon, at least maybe, know what the words you're using mean. Unless, they are insinuating that the the petroleum derived epoxy or polymers in a snowboard, when strapped to your feet, become a sort of prosthetic extension of the body.

But really I think they just wanted it to sound eco-friendly and are blowing ass smoke

[C.Fuzzy]

Every year I cross my fingers that Oakley will hop on the throwback bandwagon and reboot the Crowbars.


Every year they crush my tiny little heart.