It's some kind of dragonball Z thing! They'll be kamehamehaaaaaaaing of the piste
The Official Burton Thread
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You could probably base jump with them and they'd act like a squirrel suit.G.D. wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 8:07 am I'm all for self expression and uniqueness. But man, these are something else .
At least wouldn't need an air bag for the backcountry dudes in here. Cos these will def keep ya afloat .
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These gotta be trying to catch the Tobi trouser trend.
half of B team are of an eastern orient... this is clearly their growth market.
aaaaannnnddd...they're gone
half of B team are of an eastern orient... this is clearly their growth market.
aaaaannnnddd...they're gone
jadhevou
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Looks like Burton hired the marketing guy from Jaguar that just got fired.
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I can't wait for Doli to respond with the next move in fashion.
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Skinnycasjcade wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 9:29 am I can't wait for Doli to respond with the next move in fashion.
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Just underroos. no dickhole.eleveneightnate wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 9:43 amSkinnycasjcade wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 9:29 am I can't wait for Doli to respond with the next move in fashion.
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jadhevou
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Shit is wack. This is made for instagram influencers not snowboarders. Snow gets where you don’t want it when you wear Aladdin pants and belly jackets. Drop tail puffers with no hood and tote bags to keep your purple Mohawks Pomeranian in serve no function beyond posing for your social media followers. And cold air will fill those pants in lightening speed.
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Maybe ultra high waist (armpits) pants?
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These are ALL OVER our local resort. It’s becoming difficult to fully enjoy myself when I get triggered every 30 seconds.G.D. wrote: Wed Dec 18, 2024 8:07 am I'm all for self expression and uniqueness. But man, these are something else .
At least wouldn't need an air bag for the backcountry dudes in here. Cos these will def keep ya afloat ;p.
a bit of taper, a lot of camber